Sports Editor at The Nation, Dave Zirin
Me walking into school
Me at work
Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
Palos Hills pregnancy outbreak?!
whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
That’s me as a cashier…
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke
Me when I see one leaf turn vaguely orange
the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted